Elegant Slacker Newsletter v.12

Friends, countrymen, fellow Elegant Slackers, it is with a heavy heart and penitent soul we bring our run, here at Elegant Slacker Magazine, to an end. In this Lenten season of self reflection and contemplation, we realized through the diligent and thorough publishing of this newsletter, we have violated the sacred principles we purport to uphold.

There is no elegance in flouting your slacking abilities. There is no slack in regular, timely, formal installments. We are neither elegant nor slackers.

It's not you, believe me. It's our problem. But I hope we can still be friends and maybe go our for a drink now and then, think of the good ol' days. We've saved all your letters and will remember our time together fondly.

For now though, it's goodbye. Sit back, relax and enjoy your own slack.